10 Things to Not Do on Facebook if You Want Your Friends To Like You.

A recent issue has come up for me.  I have found much annoyance from that social networking site.

What's it called again?

Oh yeah.

Facebook.

Who came up with that demonic website anyways?  No, I have not seen that documentary about the guy who invented Facebook.  And I'm too lazy to look it up.

So don't ask.

In a result of the constant frustration I receive from my Facebook account, I have decided to present a list of things you should NEVER do on Facebook.

Or I will kill you.

1. Never poke people.  Do you know how useless that is?  Imagine doing that in real life.  Everyone would hate you.
                                     

2. NEVER WRITE IN ALL CAPS ALL THE TIME LIKE THIS.  IT'S SUPER ANNOYING.
3. Don't do those weird shapes.  Like † and ∑, or √.  It makes all the people who can't do them jealous of you.
4. if u tok like dis its sups annoys 2 ppl who r nrml.  Talk normally.  Talk like I do.
5. Do not mix up your "you're" and "your".  Do you know how annoying it is when people say "Your welcome"? 

6. Do not send people friend requests if you do not know them.  If the person receives a friend request from a person they can't remember at all, they stress out and get depressed, having them hate themselves, resulting in suicide over your stupid little friend request.  So don't do it.
7. Do not not message people back.   Yeah, you heard me right.  If you told someone you would message them, and don't.  Ooooh… I hate that.
8. Do not share every single thing you see.  I can just imagine those spammers right now… clicking everything that's highlighted in blue.  Leave space for other people to say things.
9. Don't let your account get hacked.  My account's never gotten hacked.  Why should yours?  Is it that hard to change your password every once in awhile?  Click here for comic.
10. Don't send anyone game requests.  You can be in your own little nerdy world BY YOURSELF.  You don't have to bring us normal people into it.

Well folks, that's really all about Facebook that bugs me.  Simply 10 things.  You think it would be hard to fix that.

But no one does,

And everyone does those things... so please stop.

Please make Facebook tolerable.