Steampunk!

I was bored on my computer a little while ago, so I decided to make a steampunk insignia.  Don't steal it, or you'l suffer my wrath.  Graa!!  I worked rather hard on this.

The Empty Land

I just got back from Iowa. Now you may ask, what on earth were you doing in Iowa? Is there anything out there?

The answer is:

No.

There's not even mountains out there. It's completely ridiculous. Although, the trees and farms are quite pretty. If you think irrigation enticing. I know someone who does.

If you think about it, irrigation is rather cool. It sprays water everywhere. And if there's enough it makes a giant puddle, do you know how awesome that would be? Have you ever thought about playing in one of those?

The true reason I was in the Iowa area was religion. And my brother lives there.

Have you ever been to one of those historical towns where there's a bunch of people dressed up as cowboys?

Well I went to a historical town where there was a bunch of old people dressed as pioneers.

I won a mini horse shoe from the blacksmith because my birthday was 22 days away from his.

The chances, right? I feel rather guilty for depriving the little children there of their gheto horse shoe. Maybe I'll repay the younger generation someday by giving them a horse shoe the size of an egg. Or maybe I'll repay them by trying to find a horse that would actually fit the thing.

Did you know if you eat out too much you get sick of it?

I did know that, and it happened.

AGAIN.

The first experience was when I was much younger. My family decided to go on a trip to California, to visit Disney Land, Universal Studios, and Sea World on the same trip. The thing is, you're not allowed to bring food into those parks, so you have to buy their gross fast food.

You get sick of that fast.

This time, we took an airplane, so of course, we had to eat out for most of our meals.

Gross.

I totally bombed my mongolian barbecue. It was disgusting.

To close, I would like to discuss the comment of Friday Comic: Ice Cream.

Madi said: "id dont get it"

What?

First of all, learn to spell and punctuate correctly. I can butcher you on this.

I think by "id" you meant "I", which should be capitalized to clarify, because I'm not sure you would get that correct.

"dont" should be "don't"

And there should be a period on the end.

Now that we've cleared that up and my need to correct grammar has been satisfied, I will reply to what you meant to say.

What on earth don't you get?  It's totally awkward. Everybody else got it. It actually happened to me. It's a real-life experience. It's funny, too. I don't understand your sense of humor. Maybe you could clarify on what you are looking for in these posts to make you smile so I could satisfy you, but I'll try my best to do it without advice.

Does the color yellow make you laugh?

Or how about a sheep?

Or a fence?

Or a sheep jumping over a fence?

Or a famer that's missing some teeth?

Or corn?

Or a UFO abducting a sheep?

Or… never mind. You don't deserve that.

How about an ice cream cone, just to mock you?

Or Iowa?