Friday Comic: Ice Cream

Astris: The Science Fiction Novel

News, everyone!  I am now starting to write an epic science fiction novel based on this blog!  Well, the characters anyway.  Plot to be presented.

Every time I finish a new chapter, it will hit this blog.  This'll be awesome.

Enjoy!

It might take awhile....

3 Creative Ways to Eat a Chicken

Weird topic, right?  Credit to Redd for this idea.  In this post, I will tell you readers all the ways I can think of to eat a chicken, besides the normal way.

This will be fun.

If anyone sends me a video of them eating chicken any of these ways....



I will be amazed.

Way #1:    On a string!

Have you ever been to those parties where they have those donuts tied to a string, and you have to eat them without using your hands?

Eat that chicken this way.  I dare you.

Can you imagine the grease and fat that would get all over your face?  I shiver just thinking about it.  How much would you have to scrub your face before it wouldn't be slippery anymore?  It would be the perfect time to get slapped.  It'd slide right off.




Way #2:  You wait.

Before you eat your chicken, make sure you wait a couple months with it sitting out in your garage, exposed to room temperature and all kinds of mold and bacteria.

Yum?

Um.... I could debate that.

Just prepare for all kinds of diseases, and eventually your early death.  I am not responsible for anyone who dies or gets any injury whatsoever while eating green chicken.  Not ham, chicken.

Way #3:  You don't.

Who wants to eat chicken, anyway, when you can run around on a rampage, hitting people with it?  That's much more fun, right?  I tend to think so.


Just....

...don't get arrested.

Valentine's Day (why I hated it)

Ha!  Guess what major holiday I missed?  Valentine's Day!

Well, I didn't miss it, I just forgot to post about it.  I just never got around to it, you know?

To be honest, the holiday was.... excellent, for me!  Well, the holi part was, anyway.  The actual day, on the other hand, was... not so much.  To start off explaining why my Valentine's Day was so glum, I would like to say how it was nice.
Well, no, actually...

That's classified.

Let's just say it was excellent, but now I call that holiday "Single Awareness Day", for reasons not presented at this time.

So the reasons that Valentine's Day wasn't as wonderful as it could have been, were the following:

First, I got yelled at by a scary teacher.

I'm in my school choir, and we were sent to go about in small groups, serenading "special someones."  They were treated to a bunch of my stinky breath and saliva.  Why, you ask?  Because apparently I am talented in the art of vocal percussion, or as the modern people say it, beat-boxing.

I don't do it because I'm good, I do it because it's fun.  And for some reason people think I'm good.

Whatever, what could possibly go wrong?

Well, first of all, I could embarrass myself in front of all the hipsters who actually can beat-box well.

Second of all, the hardest thing about it is breathing in the right places.  After you've been doing it for awhile, you start to get tired....

...and then you pass out...

Anyway, trying to stay on topic...



We were in the middle of serenading when I stumbled upon a classroom.

Who would've thought you'd find school in school?

Well I looked inside of that room, and saw a kid in my Geography class.  So?  Well, it was in the Geography classroom.  Forgetting that the teacher also taught English along with Geography, I called, "What the heck are you doing in that class?"

I then remembered the English thing and started to walk away, when I heard a smart remark from the classroom.  It wasn't a voice I recognized, and sounded like the one of a teenager.  It definitely wasn't a teacher.  So, I returned to the classroom, and peered in, and to my surprise I saw a teacher that was from another class, teaching that class.

Yes, that's exactly what she said to me.  Embarrassed, I snuck away from the classroom, dreading what would happen to me when there was authority over me.  Luckily, we worked it out and everything was okay.


The second thing that happened was that I got yelled at by my friends.

I got a mystery valentine and I had an idea who it was from.  I presented it to my friends, saying it was from that girl, and then they freaked out.

No, they didn't actually say that, but they did say the first two sentences and yelled at me like I was stupid and annoying.  It just felt like they were saying that.

So... yeah.... that's why I hated valentine's day.  No, I didn't actually hate it.  I had mixed feelings about it.  It was lovely and totally worth all those miserable things that happened.

It was a lovely exchange.

But now it's gone.

Friday Comic: Awkward....

It's only awkward if you make it awkward.... unless it actually is awkward.

I Wonder...

I have often wondered what life would be like if many odd things were socially accepted.

For instance, wouldn't it be the best if humans were capable of bio-luminescence?

I think that would be totally awesome.  Is it weird that I'm envious of deep-sea fish?






Or maybe, what if we all looked like the Hindu gods?

How strange life would be.  You know, I've thought about a lot of different things.  I've also thought about what it would be like if everyone were mermaids and had gills.

And, the final thing I've thought about, is what if our society wasn't so anti-social?  Think of the conversations we would have!

Heh.  Imagine how that conversation would turn out.  If anyone tries to start a conversation that way, I will award you with brownie points.  No, brownie points are not redeemable.

What if they were?

You'd most likely be ignored.

It would be hard to keep track of it all, too.

What if you earned too many brownie points?
It'd be interesting how many brownies you'd get.  I'd get sick.

Those Magic Changes

Due to others strongly lacking an understanding of my artwork, there will be a few changes around here.

First off, the logo has changed.  I do like these changes much better.  Don't you?  I just know that I do.










Second off, people have been tortured by the way I do my characters.  Therefore, here is the new me:

Aren't I cute?  All characters will now be based off of this, and I hope others will get it better, now.  I'm sorry it's been so long since my last entry.  Life has gotten tedious.  But I now will resume once again!  Prepare for the wonderful laughter of me!  Hahaha!


Hastan luego.