Limbo and Other Useless Skills

I have recently been asking myself, what on earth has happened to this blog?  Well, I came up with an excuse.  The inter-tubes got clogged.

High School Registration is coming up.
Fun?

No.

We'll be in a match to the death to get the classes we want.

I'll try my best to keep my temper.

.............................

It's over.  It was actually pretty easy.  I just sat in anxiety for about an hour, waiting for registration to open up. It went quite well, though.  I got all the classes I wanted.  Isn't that good?

I think so.

Unless the classes I wanted stink.


I have come to a new realization:

I'm fairly good at the limbo.  Random, right?  Well it turns out I have good quad strength.  I figured out that doing the limbo uses your quads.  After I felt the burning pain of sore muscles on the front of my legs.

Anyway!  Sorry I haven't posted for so long!  Life has just been so exciting!  Much more to do than sit at my computer trying to think of funny things to write about!

Right?

If I was good enough, I could make this a full-time job.  I'd never have to go to school again!

Why are all my drawings of me at the computer making weird expressions?

I heard a song recently.  It went like this:

The Moose the moose

Swimming in the water
Eating his supper
Where did he go?
He went to sleep
He went to sleep
He went tooooooooooo sleep
Dead moose Dead moose
Floating in the water
Not eating his supper
Where did he go?
He decomposed
He decomposed
Heeeeeeeee decomposed


Sweet song, right?  Doesn't it fill you with bundles of joy?  Like sunshine and lollipops?