Teenage Love

Oh, the false love of high school.  I can't stop thinking about it.  In case you haven't guessed, I'm a teenager myself.  Yup, that's my confession today.  I could probably write for a very very long time about my love life, but that's personal. (shh.)
Girls are ripping out all our hearts leaving them.  We don't know anything about love.  We have to learn from experience.  So, if we offend you, don't dump us.  We're teenage boys.  We're stupid.  We crush on girls without knowing what to do.  We're not old enough to marry; we're just floating around in the zero-gravity space of love, lost until we grow up.  So, teenage ladies, don't blame us.

That's all I have to say today.  (I'm speaking from experience.)