Want an interview?

I have decided to start interviewing people.

Go to here to sign up for a slot in google calendar. Don't pay any attention to the times, it's just slots.

Sign up here!

I am looking forward to speaking with my community. However, I must warn you.

You will be asked very queer questions, and if I hate you, our interview will not be taken heed to.

When you apply for a slot, just put your email and an Alias down and I will eventually ask you 10 questions.

More slots will come, I'm just lazy right now.
Usually there will be about 5 interviews a week, and I will pick the best one that will go on the blog.

Prepare...

Something Wicked This Way Comes...

Yes... you all know that the time has come.


School is back.


The art to the left shows of my mental state during the school year.


Quite resourceful, right?


Wrong.


I am not a very good grade keeper.  Although, I have vowed to do well and get good grades, even though I talk too much and most of my teachers hate my guts.


Except for the ones that talk too much.

However...


I am going to launch "Fat Man" at La La Land to completely destroy it and start anew with my life.


I WILL GET GOOD GRADES!


Farewell, La La Land!  Prepare to be destroyed by uranium.  It will hurt.  Bad.  It will kill all of you citizens and burn down all of your buildings by splitting an atom, causing the neutrons, protons, and electrons to fly off, colliding with other atoms, splitting them, causing a chain reaction in which energy...


I did a project on the atomic bomb, and I got an 'A' on it, as a matter of fact.


I decided I should stop talking so much about science, and more about comedy.  A few minutes ago, I realized that I wasn't the first to come up with the name "Astris"  


Apparently in some mythology somewhere, there was a person named Astris.  Sad, isn't it?  To have your creativity crushed by some ancient freaks.


Awhile ago, I stumbled upon something useless.

I quote: "How many times have you found yourself in this situation? You’re just hanging out and watching TV when all of a sudden *BOOM* zombies come pouring in through your living room window. Happens to us all the friggin’ time and now we are no longer getting caught with our pants down (depending on what we’re watching on said TV of course).

Behold, the Zombie tested and victim approved Safe Bedside Table. Getting rushed by flesheaters? No problem! The Safe Bedside Table has a removable leg that acts as a club and a top that doubles as a shield for self-defense.

That will learn those pesky ghouls with their insatiable hunger! The table was created by James McAdam of London out of cherry wood and steel. Visit his official site here for more."

I think some people have no imagination,

And I think that some people have too much imagination.

But also, I think this table would prove to be very useful.

I am fighting zombies every day, and I keep running out of ammunition.  I need supplies, I need money,

Zombies are coming too often these days.

I need a zombie table.

Kings of Astris

I would like to ask all my viewers right now.

Is the thing on his head a crown, or a jester hat?  I don't know myself, that's why I asked you.

Okay, I'll give you a hint.

This is me.  Metaphorically.  I'm not a cartoon character that killed his king... or jester... to sit on the throne.  I do not own a throne, a jester hat, nor a crown, sadly.  But still, which one do you think?

Okay, well, welcome to Kings of Astris, where I was super bored and decided to make a comedy blog thing.  This is where I will post all my creations, stories, and funny stories, products, all that jazz.  I hope I get quite a few readers out of this, because then I'd be able to make an actual profit by selling T-shirts and stuff.

That would be awesome.

I will post probably about once or twice a week, and guess what?  I decided to include at least one clipart that I make in each semi-weekly post that has to do with what I'm talking about.  Well, readers,


I'll give you a week to guess whether it's a king or a jester.