5 Ways to get Fired

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5 WAYS TO GET FIRED:

1.  Have fun at a conference meeting.

2.  Laugh at the bubbles in the water cooler.

3.  Play games on your computer.

4.  "Accidentally" break your computer.  (or any other expensive equipment.)

5.  Kill someone.  This is the jackpot!  Not only will you lose your job, you'll go to prison and you'll ruin your life!










If you want to be fired, do these things.  If you don't want to be fired, I advise you don't do these things.  I actually did one of these... and that was a bad idea.  Can you guess which one?