FISH!!

Remember to feed the fish at the bottom. They sometimes get hungry and if I don't feed them they'll eat people instead. Just click to give them food.
If you try to schedule a meeting at the bottom, I won't take heed to it. Sorry. I don't have time to do meetings. Feel free to ask a question.

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Friday, November 4, 2011

Hugging = Happiness

                                                        



The comic above is an example of my new style of drawing.  Like it?  Probably not.  Anyway, I've made a goal to post three times a week or something.  It's certainly possible, and I think it will get me more views.  I just I could have fans.  Am I not funny enough or something?  I guess not. 

This is how I feel writing my blog:
I'm so emo and lonely.  Everyone hates me.  All I can do is curl up into a ball and stare at my screen, waiting for page-views.  I don't want them, I need them.  So, if you don't want me to commit suicide, follow me.

Thursday, November 3, 2011

Happy Late Halloween!

Yeah... I missed it.  I had computer problems, and I missed it.  Oh well, guess I'll have to live in sorrow; sorry that I never got the chance to wish you all a happy Halloween.  Anyway, I can make images again, temporarily.

If you noticed that the theme was disco, I'm sorry.  It looked cool at first, and now I hate it, so I changed it again.  It will probably change a lot.

Anyway, did everyone go trick-or-treating?  I hope not, unless you have kids.  Then you probably will.  I didn't.  I went to a party instead.

This picture is a rendition of my Halloween costume.  I was Ares, the Greek god of war, in case you were too lazy to read my previous post.  Mis amigos y yo (My friends and I) dressed up as the Greek gods for Halloween, and we had Aphrodite, Artemis, Poseidon, Hermes, Athena, Hera, and me, Ares.  We had no Zeus, sadly.  Although... never mind.

I know the artwork is a little deformed, but I'm working on regaining my former skill.  You'll love me after I'm done practicing.

I've decided to switch to stick figures like the one to the left.  They're half stick half body.  You know that eventually the drawings will come alive anyway.

In honor of Halloween, please watch this hilarious video.  It will make you laugh.  That's not a guarantee, though.

I have also constructed some artwork in honor of Halloween.  Please enjoy.  I must warn you I have the capability to draw disturbing images.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!



Thursday, October 27, 2011

Return from the Grave

Yeah... I've been busy.  But hey!  I'm back!  Aren't you glad to see me, nonexistent viewers?  I've been running out of creativity.  I have a total of 20 views!  Party! No, I won't throw a party until I get at least 1,000,000 views or 1,000 followers.  There will probably be prizes and stuff.  It will be an online party too.

Anyway, enough dreaming, I am in crisis.  No, not really.  I was just wondering what you people would do when I said that obviously nothing.  I can't do art!
The only reason I'm not doing the sweet art I did before is that Flash CS4 does not work on my mac and the computer it does work on, is the slowest computer you will ever try to use.  It will kill you.
So, as soon as my computer dilemma is solved, I will post art again.  I know all you imaginary people miss them.

Please sign up for interviews.  They'd be awesome.  You know the directions.  Alias, email address, and wait for your questions.

What are you all dressing up as for Halloween?  I would love to know.  Me?  Well, I'm going as Ares, the greek god of war.  (or should I say geek god of war?) I know, nerdy, but hey, I'm a nerd.

All you invisible viewers, I have a request for you.  If you like this blog, please tell your friends about it.  That would be totally awesome!  You could all enjoy a laugh and I'll be happy with all the viewers.  It's a mutual benefit!

Okay, I'll make you all a deal.  If I get 100 followers, I will…

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………………………… make a comic.  A funny one, dedicated to all my followers.  I will spend a lot of time on it, too.  So please do so!  You know you want to!